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pay-you-well-for-darwins-hide:
Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.
*some of the best analogies written by high school students.
Oh man..I’m dying here. Number 4 is my favorite. This is quality writing people. * applause*
I saw these for the first time years ago… my mom loves to quote #9.